L4D rap

I'm a legal veteran, but they call me bill
I'm a tough old guy on the ready to kill
And it's what I do best in the streets of my town
Killin all the livin dead as I make my way a round
And to make it even better I'm a certified senior
And now you'll think twice before you call me a geezer
I can blow my way through zombies from Hawaii to Maine
So just stick by my side and will complete this campaign

Hold up, you can't forget your man Francis
My itchy trigger finger makes the zombies to dances
I'll keep all the undead from getting too bored  
I'm the only thing you need when you be fightin the horde
I agree that Bill is jack, but he seems a little whack
As old as he is, he might have a heart attack
So let me be your man if you wanna have fun
I'm known to choke a smoker with his own damn tongue

An fellows remember you need a man with the brains
I'm your man Louis and I got my hand on the range
Puttin zombies in pain
Till they don't wanna face me
Drivin zombies insane cause they that I'm tasty
But they can't touch this premataded skill
I got a mind that thinks two hands can kill
An I can hunt the hunter
Make the boomer boom
And when the witch be witchin I'll decide here doom

Zoey in the game
Just take a break boys
You got some Molotov's, those are little kid's toys   
With the horde I got a pipe, I chuck in the middle
An I blow am all away and play am like a fiddle
No riddle why I am best
Im putting the dead to dead
Pumping lead into there brains
My soul at best
If you want some help you know I got the best brain
And I got more best then the goddamn tank

Stick together as a group we're travelin true
If we don't hang tight we'll be zombie stew
We got are different things but we're still a team
We're just trying to find a way out of this bad dream
Kill all zombies is a guy's damn rush
Kill dead or dead if they mess with us
I got to stay strong
Gotta keep my head
Because If I don't will all be left 4 dead